TGIF - carl cannot resist urkel’s pizza
written by geoffrey on 08/22/08 leave a comment


gonna have some fun, show you how it’s done - TGIF!

sorry, carl’s diet.  nobody can resist urkel’s pizza.  you’re fucked!


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sorry asians, you aren’t the world
written by eric on 08/20/08 leave a comment


these japanese people do a pretty great job of impersonating all the really big names from “we are the world,” but come on rice eaters, are your big ol’ brains so busy doing math that you can’t figure out the real charm of this 80’s classic are all the random non-singers thrown into the mix?

where’s oriental dan aykroyd, guys? until I see a slant eyed ghostbuster, I’m declaring this video a bigger disaster since the last time one of you drove on the freeway!  ~high five me!~


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why fireworks are illegal
written by eric on 08/19/08 leave a comment


this guy got hit harder than “gigli” at the box office!


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super trivia sunday! freakazoid
written by geoffrey on 08/17/08 2 comments


this freakazoid cartoon is presented in scream-o-vision!  oooohhhhh!

when freakazoid, brain and wakko ask steven spielberg “who’s your favorite,” what’s his response?

the first person to comment with the correct answers (limit one try per person) will get their name in the hall of fame on the side bar and get to lord it over everyone. don’t be discouraged if someone else answers first; there’s a good chance that person is wrong.

leader board:

hexendarkside - 23 points
The Bestest Guest - 10 points
mr. doug - 5 points
mary ann - 4 points
tommy day - 3 points
alex - 2 points
corey - 2 points


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“meego”: don’t mind-rape girls with time-stopping watches
written by geoffrey on 07/15/08 1 comment


in 1997, bronson pinchot (perfect strangers) went from foreigner alien to outer space alien in the retarded, (mercifully) short-lived series meego.  the good news is that the show taught us one important lesson, as demonstrated in the following clips:

meego’s watch helps a loser kid score with a hot girl.

the kid realizes he shouldn’t mind-rape girls with meego’s watch.

it’s important to be liked for the right reasons, and apparently being liked because you hypnotized a girl with alien technology isn’t one of them.  meego, we respectfully disagree.

the theme song after the jump…

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super trivia sunday! late night with conan o’brien
written by daroff on 06/29/08 7 comments


which celebrity claimed to secretly be a man in her celebrity secrets segment?

the first person to comment with the correct answers (limit one try per person) will get their name in the hall of fame on the side bar and get to lord it over everyone. don’t be discouraged if someone else answers first; there’s a good chance that person is wrong.

continue reading…


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