people and things referenced in “the real slim shady” that i cared about a lot more in the late 90’s
written by geoffrey on 04/30/07 leave a comment


  • pamela anderson
  • tommy lee jones
  • will smith’s rap career
  • carson daly

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my bum is on various things
written by geoffrey on 03/15/07 leave a comment


my bum is on various things
a new variation on tom green’s bum-bum song

my bum is on the pig
my bum is on the pig
i do a little jig
cause the pig is eating figs

my bum is in the sink
my bum is in the sink
it’s getting very pink
i hope it doesn’t stink!

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sifl and olly: happiness + tragedy = education
written by evan on 03/05/07 leave a comment


sifl and olly. unpronounceable genius sock puppets. you either loved, hated, were indifferent towards, or were unaware of this show’s existence (i think that covers all the bases). these guys are one of the last relics of the era when mtv showed some truly bizarre shit like liquid television, the head and the maxx and the zazz. i may have made that last one up.

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crazytown’s “butterfly” - radioactive waste of the 90’s
written by geoffrey on 02/27/07 leave a comment


overtime comedy is all about the 80’s & 90’s, so you might think it’s weird to feature this horrible music video from 2001. well, you’re weird.

perhaps more to the point, however, the video for crazytown’s one hit represents everything awful about the 90’s, especially 90’s music, so think of it as the disgusting waste product from the era. awfulness includes:


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prison as a metaphor for the sufferings of mankind: metallica vs. megadeth
written by dave on 02/21/07 leave a comment


metallica examines the prison of the ostracized with “the unforgiven.”

megadeth, in their typical quest for one-upsmanship, studies the dark and tragic world of the prison of psychosis with the scholarly “sweating bullets.”

where fools may turn to literature for a detailed emotional study of humanity’s grand tragedy, i turn first to early ’90s metal music videos. but whose profound and illuminative voice should i gain my personal insights from? the phd dissertation-level genius of metallica’s james hetfield or the subtle, almost eastern philosophies of megadeth’s dave mustaine?

in the years of 1991 and 1992, these two mental giants took the human psyche head on with a powerful one-two punch of “the unforgiven” and “sweating bullets,” and finally, the people of america realized that, while they *thought* they had been building a life, they had really spent their lives building prisons. you may now ponder the depth of the mind-chasm that lays before you.

the nobel peace prizes may still be pending, but metallica and megadeth have forced us all to consider whether we, ourselves, are “unforgiven”… or even “sweating bullets,” and for that, we owe them a great deal of gratitude and peace prizes. if my young self hadn’t seen these videos on mtv (or mental transformation vision), i never would have torn down my house (or prison, as it’s better known), brick by brick, to live under the stars.

in hindsight, “prison” had a heating system, and sheets.

such is the price of enlightenment.


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green jellÿ taught me how to deal with bullies
written by dave on 11/30/06 leave a comment


i had a whole series of kiddie books on things like manners, selfishness, and yes, dealing with bullies. they gave sissy advice such as, “be polite,” or “consider the feelings of others,” or “bullies have problems of their own.” that’s some bullshit, huh?

yeah, my bullies mostly came from broken, lower middle class homes, with absent fathers and over-worked mothers, but am i gonna have any sympathy when they’re following me around stepping on the backs of my sneakers? fuck no, bitch. i’m gonna firebomb your dog house.

just as soon as i grow a pair of testicles…

in the meantime, i’m going to imagine the bully is a claymation wolf, and green jellÿ gives us the rest of the story. rambo blastin’ the clay shit out of him? yes please. because that’s what claymation and imagination are all about. they create a wonderland of vengeance and revengeance. and hilariously high-voiced piggies.

the world i created in my mind while sitting around watching mtv: 1. bullies: 0.

from the strange (but true!) fact folder: did you know?! — those high-pitched little piggy voices are voiced by none other than tool’s maynard james keenan.


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