asterios kokkinos
geoffrey golden
rob asaro
adam daroff
eric larnick
jenni powell
rob morrisonsaturday morning cartoon - hulk hogan’s rock ‘n’ wrestling
| written by geoffrey on 05/31/08 | 2 comments |
there’s not much positive buzz surrounding the new incredible hulk movie, but you’ve got to give it up for the hulkster, who along with rowdy roddy piper and andre the giant, star in this 80’s saturday morning cartoon. or rather, their likenesses star in it, and their voices are performed by actors.
oh come on, iron shiek. get off your ass and into the recording studio for a day.
hulk hogan’s rock ‘n’ wrestling - “ghost wrestlers” - part 1
hulk hogan’s rock ‘n’ wrestling - “ghost wrestlers” - part 2
hulk hogan’s rock ‘n’ wrestling - “ghost wrestlers” - part 3
filed under saturday morning cartoons, tv kids shows: 80's, wrestling
all hail the macho king
| written by geoffrey on 05/01/08 | leave a comment |
here is macho man randy savage turning in a subtle, nuanced performance in a video promoting wrestlemania 7 in 1990. if i was the ultimate warrior, i’d be quite “loosey goosey” if i was going into the ring with the macho king. randy’s willing to act this hard for the camera, so imagine what he’ll do against ultimate warrior in the ring!
well, you don’t have to imagine anything. he totally lost.
filed under wrestling
slim jims and randy savage pile drive intellectualism
| written by geoffrey on 05/01/08 | 3 comments |
there’s nothing more boring than stage plays and reading. thank god randy “macho man” savage, with the power of slim jims, destroyed a theater and a library in the pursuit of keeping kids entertained. when you snap into a slim jim, you’re essentially snapping the neck of william shakespeare. ooh, yeah!
library or li-boring? snap into a slim jim!
romeo and julie-blech! snap into a slim jim!
filed under commercials, food, wrestling
daily life lessons from evil wrestlers 17
| written by eric on 10/23/07 | leave a comment |
just because there’s no stigmata on my hands does not mean i’m not your savior.
- paul e. dangerously
filed under novelty, sports, wrestling
daily life lessons from evil wrestlers 16
| written by eric on 10/16/07 | leave a comment |
diamonds are forever…
and so are the four horsemen.
- “the enforcer” arn anderson
filed under novelty, sports, wrestling
daily life lessons from evil wrestlers 15
| written by eric on 10/10/07 | leave a comment |
the blind leading the blind? even a fool knows that a man only has five senses.
but a snake?
he has six.
we always do it better in the dark.
- jake “the snake” roberts
filed under novelty, sports, wrestling