asterios kokkinos
geoffrey golden
rob asaro
adam daroff
eric larnick
jenni powell
rob morrisonwhy fireworks are illegal
| written by eric on 08/19/08 | leave a comment |
this guy got hit harder than “gigli” at the box office!
filed under features, internet, sports, strange internet, uncategorized
the dream team were all-stars
| written by eric on 08/13/08 | 2 comments |
when i heard that there was going to be a dream team in the olympics, i was confused.
you mean michael keaton, christopher lloyd, peter boyle and a team of mental patients were going to be playing basketball against the world?!
all right, but if christopher lloyd makes a slam dunk, i think he should be re-united with his daughter.
filed under kid culture, movies, movies: 80s, sports
ironywatch: sega superstars tennis
| written by geoffrey on 06/12/08 | 7 comments |
i’m always on the look out for new things to appreciate ironically. this is ironywatch.
while your favorite nintendo characters beat the shit out of each other in an epic battle of intergalactic proportions, your favorite sega characters, many of whom you don’t know the name of, play a game of tennis together. awesome.
being a sega fan has to be incredibly difficult these day, what with sega making progressively worse sonic games every year and little else. however, nothing is more amazing than taking 20 years of original characters and having them dick around on a tennis court. saying you like this more than smash bros. gives you a hundred gold rings worth of irony cred.
game. set. ironywatched.
filed under ironywatch, sports, video games, video games: nintendo
saturday morning cartoon - hulk hogan’s rock ‘n’ wrestling
| written by geoffrey on 05/31/08 | 2 comments |
there’s not much positive buzz surrounding the new incredible hulk movie, but you’ve got to give it up for the hulkster, who along with rowdy roddy piper and andre the giant, star in this 80’s saturday morning cartoon. or rather, their likenesses star in it, and their voices are performed by actors.
oh come on, iron shiek. get off your ass and into the recording studio for a day.
hulk hogan’s rock ‘n’ wrestling - “ghost wrestlers” - part 1
hulk hogan’s rock ‘n’ wrestling - “ghost wrestlers” - part 2
hulk hogan’s rock ‘n’ wrestling - “ghost wrestlers” - part 3
filed under saturday morning cartoons, tv kids shows: 80's, wrestling
super trivia sunday! major league 2
| written by daroff on 05/04/08 | 8 comments |
wild thing, you have a coke problem
in the off-season between the two movies, the character willy hayes starred in what horrible action film?
the first person to comment with the correct answer (limit one answer per person) will get their name in the hall of fame on the side bar and get to lord it over everyone. don’t be discouraged if someone else answers first; there’s a good chance that person is wrong.
continue reading…
filed under movies: 90's, sports, trivia
all hail the macho king
| written by geoffrey on 05/01/08 | leave a comment |
here is macho man randy savage turning in a subtle, nuanced performance in a video promoting wrestlemania 7 in 1990. if i was the ultimate warrior, i’d be quite “loosey goosey” if i was going into the ring with the macho king. randy’s willing to act this hard for the camera, so imagine what he’ll do against ultimate warrior in the ring!
well, you don’t have to imagine anything. he totally lost.
filed under wrestling