more like san piper SCARE!
written by john on 09/24/08 leave a comment


steven webber is on a rampage!

quick roy, get out of nantucket while you still can!


filed under internet, sci-fi, television, tv comedies: 80's, tv comedy: 90s, tv dramas: 80s, tv dramas: 90's

super trivia sunday: moooooooom you promised we’d go to kashyyk for lunch!
written by john on 09/21/08 3 comments


in the summer of 1999 a trip to kfc, pizza hut or taco bell became way more than just your run o’ the mill fast food run. it was a hyper-space jumping blast off to a galaxy far far away! that summer, in celebration of star wars episode one: the phantom menace, each restaurant took on the identity of a different planet in the star wars universe. can you tell us which restaurant became which planet? and for 3000 bonus daktrai credits: each restaurant featured four corresponding character cups. can you name all sixteen of them?

as always the winner will be slapped up on the wall of fame and be given a speaking role in SEBULBA’S FIRST MOVIE, the direct to DVD sequel coming out next spring from Lucas Home Entertainment.

[the first person to comment with the correct answers (limit one try per person) will get their name in the hall of fame on the side bar and get to lord it over everyone. don’t be discouraged if someone else answers first; there’s a good chance that person is wrong.]

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filed under commercials, food, movies, movies: 90's, sci-fi, television

who the fuck recorded over this commercial for gremlin’s cereal?!
written by john on 09/17/08 1 comment


seriously! who’s the fucking ass-hole?


filed under commercials, food, muppets, sci-fi, television

yes we can… summon the tommyknockers
written by john on 09/08/08 leave a comment


and that…

is why i’m not voiting for barak obama.


filed under horror, politics, sci-fi, television, tv dramas: 90's

watto the flying jew?
written by john on 09/08/08 2 comments


when i was in high school, my english teacher told me watto from The Phantom Menace was an offensive jewish stereotype…

uhm… no offense teach, but if jews had wings, i don’t think the nazi’s could have captured them so easily.


filed under movies, movies: 90's, politics, sci-fi

make friends… the sebulba way!
written by john on 09/03/08 leave a comment


what’s the quickest way to break the ice when you’re in a new group of people? a sebulba quote of course! everyone loves, and immediately recognizes a quote from their favorite star wars charcter, that mischevous pod racer sebulba.   whip one out and you’ll be as popular as… well, as popular as sebulba. (and by “as popular as sebulba” i mean as popular as he is in the fictional world of star wars, where he is the galaxy’s biggest star, and in our real world, where he is as beloved a fictional character as santa claus.) but in case you’ve forgotten any of sebulba’s great lines here are a few to have ready at the tip of you tongue.

“if you weren’t a slave, i’d squash you right now.”

“you won’t walk away from this one, you slave scum.”

“you’re batha poo poo.”

“next time we race, wermo, it will be the end of you.”


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