sorry asians, you aren’t the world
written by eric on 08/20/08 leave a comment


these japanese people do a pretty great job of impersonating all the really big names from “we are the world,” but come on rice eaters, are your big ol’ brains so busy doing math that you can’t figure out the real charm of this 80’s classic are all the random non-singers thrown into the mix?

where’s oriental dan aykroyd, guys? until I see a slant eyed ghostbuster, I’m declaring this video a bigger disaster since the last time one of you drove on the freeway!  ~high five me!~


filed under TGIF, anime, crossovers, features, foreign imports, internet, ironywatch, kid culture, music, music: 80s, nintendo revisited, novelty, on the side, saturday morning cartoons, strange internet, uncategorized

nothing but penis-nose
written by eric on 08/13/08 leave a comment


here’s my question: does judge dan akroyd have a prosthetic nose that looks like a penis, or is he using some other guy’s penis for a nose.

either way, he loves digital underground - so he’s got street cred!


filed under movies, movies: 90's, music, music: 90's

super trivia sunday! baby got back
written by daroff on 08/10/08 3 comments


gilbert and sullivan does baby got back. (honor system, answer before watching)

what two magazines does sir mix-a-lot mention in this tender homage to booty?

the first person to comment with the correct answers (limit one try per person) will get their name in the hall of fame on the side bar and get to lord it over everyone. don’t be discouraged if someone else answers first; there’s a good chance that person is wrong.

continue reading…


filed under features, music, music: 90's, novelty, trivia

nintendocore battle of the bands: the finals
written by daroff on 07/16/08 4 comments


you have spoken and it’s time for the final round of the battle of the bands, nintendocore style. this time our bands will take on the musical stylings of super mario brothers.

in this corner, we have minibosses. their alternative rock stylings tear up the acid dream that is super mario 2. if you had any doubt as to their insane riffing, check it out in this guitar hero knock off.

and in this corner, we have powerglove. their epic metal take on the original super mario brothers theme kicks the crap out of your parents 8-bit track.

you decide: alt. rock or epic metal?


filed under music, music: 90's, video games, video games: nintendo

monday internet super links (7/14/08)
written by geoffrey on 07/14/08 leave a comment



filed under comics, monday super links, music, novelty, tv comedy: 90s, video games: nintendo

michael jackson performed by showbiz pizza animatrons
written by geoffrey on 07/08/08 leave a comment


you know what’s better than live performers at a restaurant? animatrons. no spontaneity or human emotion on stage - just good ol’ fashion soulless, robotic perfection.  here’s the showbiz pizza band, “the rock-afire explosion,” performing a medley of michael jackson hits.

who’s bad?  the gorilla keyboardist.  he’s been dealing coke in the back alley.


filed under kid culture, music: 80s, novelty