hail to the pretend chief: top 10 fictional presidents
written by daroff on 07/21/08 1 comment


we’ve all sat back and mused about our favorite fictional characters becoming president. what if jack bauer was president, wouldn’t he kick so much ass? or what if those meat heads from predator got into politics? these are characters from all walks of fiction that took on the office with strength of character or sheer strength of fist. this is fiction’s executive branch of awesome, the 10 most kickass presidents of all pretend time.

#10 - president jack ryan (debt of honor, executive orders, the bear and the dragon)

tom clancy made a career out of turning analyst jack ryan into the world’s biggest bad ass. somehow, having taken down the russians, the i.r.a., and the drug cartels, clancy had nothing left to do but make jack president. remember how bad ass harrison ford was in patriot games and clear and present danger or how much smarter than everyone else alec baldwin was in the hunt for red october. had it not been for the affleck connection, jack ryan could have been number 1.

#9 - president charles logan (24, season 5)

one of the most exciting moments i have ever had watching tv was in season 5 of 24 when it’s revealed that the president, this bumbly, mumbly lump of a man, was behind the terrorist attacks. he wasn’t your average supervillain, though. he didn’t have some master plan. it was like he was playing bad guy just like he was playing being president. that just made him even more bad ass.

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super trivia sunday! army of darkness
written by daroff on 07/20/08 5 comments


the magic words ash was to speak before picking up the necronomicon were actually taken from what classic film?

the first person to comment with the correct answers (limit one try per person) will get their name in the hall of fame on the side bar and get to lord it over everyone. don’t be discouraged if someone else answers first; there’s a good chance that person is wrong.

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sleepless in seattle: adorable movie starts annoying trend
written by daroff on 07/09/08 leave a comment


having grown up with instant messaging, chat rooms, and texting, i can understand the importance of abbreviations and acronyms. when we speak in person, we think in terms of thought and sound, but when we type, we have to form words letter by letter. to explain to you that what you said is so funny that i’m rolling on the floor laughing, i’d waste so much time typing that you’d already be onto your next thought. in the world of communicating by text, abbreviations like rotfl, lol, lmao, omg, ftw, brb, btw, etc are necessary. but now people are saying them out loud! people, when someone is standing right in front of you, is it really so mentally taxing to say “be right back” or “oh my god”?

you may think this trend is a natural extension of the internet generation, and you’d be wrong. it dates back to sleepless in seattle . watch the video above. gaby hoffman’s adorable character made us all think we’d sound cooler by communicating in abbreviations that only we know, so as to make others feel stupid for not understanding. back then, people abbreviated, truncated words, basically did anything to make talking easier. let me say that again, make talking easier. what’s easier than talking? it’s a basic human function. omg, people, wtf?!


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strange internet: splinter is coming
written by geoffrey on 07/01/08 4 comments


ever since splinter saw april’s news-report, he’s been “coming” on the roof.  is there no end to the ninja turtles’ sexual exploits?  (warning - that last link is NSFW!)


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without boobs, “showgirls” was awful
written by daroff on 06/17/08 leave a comment


on days when it’s too hot to leave the couch, sometimes i find myself watching bad movies from beginning to end for lack of the energy to do anything else. showgirls on vh1 is an experience i will never forget. they computer animated black bras onto all the topless girls they couldn’t cut around. without all the breasts to distract me, i focused on the plot. big mistake. the story was just a big rip-off of the classic all about eve . i always knew showgirls was bad, but i didn’t realize it was derivative. that’s just unforgiveable.


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super trivia sunday! the crow
written by daroff on 06/15/08 3 comments


my favorite guitar-playing super hero

what are the “pirate nicknames” of the four thugs that murder eric draven and his girlfriend shelly webster?

the first person to comment with the correct answers (limit one try per person) will get their name in the hall of fame on the side bar and get to lord it over everyone. don’t be discouraged if someone else answers first; there’s a good chance that person is wrong.

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