hail to the pretend chief: top 10 fictional presidents
| written by daroff on 07/21/08 | 1 comment |
we’ve all sat back and mused about our favorite fictional characters becoming president. what if jack bauer was president, wouldn’t he kick so much ass? or what if those meat heads from predator got into politics? these are characters from all walks of fiction that took on the office with strength of character or sheer strength of fist. this is fiction’s executive branch of awesome, the 10 most kickass presidents of all pretend time.
#10 - president jack ryan (debt of honor, executive orders, the bear and the dragon)
tom clancy made a career out of turning analyst jack ryan into the world’s biggest bad ass. somehow, having taken down the russians, the i.r.a., and the drug cartels, clancy had nothing left to do but make jack president. remember how bad ass harrison ford was in patriot games and clear and present danger or how much smarter than everyone else alec baldwin was in the hunt for red october. had it not been for the affleck connection, jack ryan could have been number 1.
#9 - president charles logan (24, season 5)
one of the most exciting moments i have ever had watching tv was in season 5 of 24 when it’s revealed that the president, this bumbly, mumbly lump of a man, was behind the terrorist attacks. he wasn’t your average supervillain, though. he didn’t have some master plan. it was like he was playing bad guy just like he was playing being president. that just made him even more bad ass.
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monday internet super links
| written by geoffrey on 07/21/08 | leave a comment |
transitioning from bat-weekend to comic-con weekend. not a very hard transition to make.
- new hella koala comic: koala gives brett ratner what’s coming to him.
- comic-con 2008: the schedule. going straight to the freakazoid panel.
- asterios dissects liberal cartoonist tom tomorrow
- check out those dark knight numbers… dear lord!
- tracy morgan’s ‘anal prolapse’
- watchmen comic now in limited animation
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super trivia sunday! army of darkness
| written by daroff on 07/20/08 | 5 comments |
the magic words ash was to speak before picking up the necronomicon were actually taken from what classic film?
the first person to comment with the correct answers (limit one try per person) will get their name in the hall of fame on the side bar and get to lord it over everyone. don’t be discouraged if someone else answers first; there’s a good chance that person is wrong.
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filed under movies, movies: 90's, trivia
ironywatch: smoking a president in “how high”
| written by geoffrey on 07/17/08 | 2 comments |
i’m always on the look out for new things to appreciate ironically. this is ironywatch.
for today’s ironywatch, i’m not going to go point-by-point to say what i love about the stoner “comedy” how high. i just want you to watch the above video. watch the above video, then i’ll put it into context for you with the following paragraph:
the characters in the film how high accidentally smoked the ashes of their smart, dead friend, which made them smart enough to go to harvard. when they run out of ash-pot, they dig up the bones of president john quincy adams in order to smoke him, so they’ll be smart again. not only do the characters not get in trouble for this, but the grave-robbing of john quincy adams isn’t even mentioned again in the film. amazing!!!
thank you, redman and methodman. after rewatching this clip on youtube, i stood up from my chair and gave how high a much deserved standing ovation. *puff puff* you’ve been ironywatched.
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sleepless in seattle: adorable movie starts annoying trend
| written by daroff on 07/09/08 | leave a comment |
having grown up with instant messaging, chat rooms, and texting, i can understand the importance of abbreviations and acronyms. when we speak in person, we think in terms of thought and sound, but when we type, we have to form words letter by letter. to explain to you that what you said is so funny that i’m rolling on the floor laughing, i’d waste so much time typing that you’d already be onto your next thought. in the world of communicating by text, abbreviations like rotfl, lol, lmao, omg, ftw, brb, btw, etc are necessary. but now people are saying them out loud! people, when someone is standing right in front of you, is it really so mentally taxing to say “be right back” or “oh my god”?
you may think this trend is a natural extension of the internet generation, and you’d be wrong. it dates back to sleepless in seattle . watch the video above. gaby hoffman’s adorable character made us all think we’d sound cooler by communicating in abbreviations that only we know, so as to make others feel stupid for not understanding. back then, people abbreviated, truncated words, basically did anything to make talking easier. let me say that again, make talking easier. what’s easier than talking? it’s a basic human function. omg, people, wtf?!
filed under internet, movies, movies: 90's
10 greatest star wars sounds
| written by geoffrey on 07/07/08 | 3 comments |
a new star wars movie is coming soon (no, really), so here’s a nice retrospective of star wars sounds over all six films. i don’t know why r2-d2 is in the middle of the list, instead of the top, but their #1 choice is right on (and pretty obvious).
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