asterios kokkinos
geoffrey golden
rob asaro
adam daroff
eric larnick
jenni powell
rob morrisondoes ANYONE remember this? monster bash
| written by john on 09/16/08 | 1 comment |
i hear jonnah hill is playing shades in the live action movie.
filed under horror, kid culture, saturday morning cartoons, television, tv kids shows: 90s
i want men in black, not black men
| written by eric on 09/15/08 | 1 comment |
get out of the way, black pioneers!
you’re getting in the way of my precious cartoons!
filed under features, kid culture, saturday morning cartoons, television, tv kids shows: 90s
who the fuck was this year’s olympic mascot?!?!?!
| written by john on 09/02/08 | 3 comments |
did the olympics just happen? i mean, i saw something on tv this summer that kind of looked like the olympics… but it couldn’t have because THERE WAS NO FUCKING OLYMPIC MASCOT!!!!!!!!!!!
i don’t know if you guys remember but back when we were kids it seemed like the actual games were secondary to what ever dumb ass character was chosen to represent them. remember back in ‘96 when they picked that izzy guy… he was like this blue thing and… and i guess there’s no other way to really describe him, he really was just this blue thing and i guess his eyes were supposed to be the olympic rings or something.
but whatever, he was slapped on every bit of merchandise imaginable. if alf fucked michelle tanner their baby would be izzy the olympic mascot (and by the way… slash fic idea!). he even had a super nintendo game!
but now there are no olympic mascot video games because i don’t even know who the fucking olympic mascot is. what’s wrong with you chinese government? you’ve enslaved so many children, can’t you put one of them to work designing the ultimate olympic mascot? an olympic mascot that will tower over all the weak willed western mascots? an olympic mascot that will drive a tank right through olypic mascot square crushing the skulls of ronny and roni the racoons, paloma the dove and blaze the colorful pheonix?
filed under commercials, foreign imports, kid culture, politics, sports, television, toys, video games, video games: nintendo
scooby dooby doo doo doo
| written by eric on 08/27/08 | leave a comment |
the background music at the beginning of the clip simply just repeats “scooby dooby doo”
that is a textbook example of lazy writing.
filed under kid culture, television, tv kids shows: 80's
not enough over-eatin’
| written by eric on 08/26/08 | leave a comment |
i don’t give a shit what my wife thinks…
this is going to be our first dance at the wedding reception.
filed under kid culture, music, music: 80s, television, tv comedies: 80's, tv kids shows: 80's
becktember 11th
| written by eric on 08/26/08 | leave a comment |
did anyone suffer from 9/11 more than becker?
yes.
sam “mayday” malone.
diane had an office in the noooooooorth tooooooowa!
filed under kid culture, television, tv comedy: 90s