asterios kokkinos
geoffrey golden
rob asaro
adam daroff
eric larnick
jenni powell
rob morrisonsweet! i got invited to AIDS bowling party!
| written by john on 09/24/08 | leave a comment |
i’m gonna pick up michael white on the spare!
filed under commercials, foreign imports, horror, muppets, politics, television
pennywise is company!
| written by john on 09/17/08 | leave a comment |
mr. furley is not gonna be happy when he sees who jack is shacking up with this time!
filed under horror, television, tv comedies: 80's, tv dramas: 90's
does ANYONE remember this? monster bash
| written by john on 09/16/08 | 1 comment |
i hear jonnah hill is playing shades in the live action movie.
filed under horror, kid culture, saturday morning cartoons, television, tv kids shows: 90s
a box office nightmare…(for movies that aren’t “a nightmare on elm street 3: dream warriors”)
| written by john on 09/16/08 | leave a comment |
so apparently, you thought that freddie was gonna settle for another sleazeball home video release…
well, that’s the last mistake you’ll ever makde…faggot.
filed under horror
no offense… but you are not ready for freddy
| written by john on 09/10/08 | 1 comment |
freddy kruegger raps?
well that’s not such a big shock. everyone rapped in the 80’s. but you do learn some other surprising things about freddy in this video…
1.) he’s related to the fat boys.
2.) he apparently took the time to write a will.
3.) his legal name is actually frederick.
but most surprising of all….
…he raps!!!
filed under horror, movies, movies: 80s, mtv, music, music: 80s, novelty, television
FAN FILM ATTACKED: jason goes shopping
| written by john on 09/09/08 | leave a comment |
hey, jerks who made this fan film, would it have killed you… WOULD IT HAVE FUCKING KILLED YOU to have gotten even a little make-up for the back of jason’s head?
i mean cooooooooooome on!!!! everyone knows that jason isn’t just some dude in a hockey mask. he’s a super deforemd dude in a hockey mask. he’s not some lilly skinned, slipknot fan who just shaved his head for the latest grunge-core festival. seriously… a little liquid latex and some fake blood for the back of you freinds head would have cost you what…. 30 40 dollars at the most? you just couldn’t afford it after you blew your budget on getting to use the local safe way after dark? fuck you.
and you know what, it wouldn’t even be such a big deal but you make a joke about how hideously deformed jason is at the end of the video… but it’s not funny because we already see that HE’S NOT FUCKING DEFORMED AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!
by the way, the rest of this video sucks as well. overtime comedy says it’s time for you to “give it up”!
filed under horror, internet, movies: 80s, sketch comedy