asterios kokkinos
geoffrey golden
rob asaro
adam daroff
eric larnick
jenni powell
rob morrisonnote to self: don’t buy hot dogs from this guy
| written by eric on 08/19/08 | leave a comment |
note to self: don’t buy hot dogs from this guy
filed under food, kid culture, movies, movies: 80s
nintendo cereal: a video game you can eat?!
| written by eric on 08/12/08 | leave a comment |
if you were popular in the 80’s then two things would inevitably
happen. 1.) you’d become a breakfast cereal. 2.) you’d become a
nintendo game. given those two facts. was there any ever doubt that
this would happen…
the nintendo cereal system wasn’t just a meal — it was a full fledged
video game playing break-stravaganza-fast, magic-licously combining
the awesomeness of sugar-based cereal and the awesomeness of nintendo.
with the nintendo cereal system you were playing your breakfast and
eating your nintendo!
i just hope the marshmallows aren’t in another fucking castle.
filed under commercials, crossovers, features, food, foreign imports, internet, kid culture, nintendo revisited, novelty, on the side, saturday morning cartoons, strange internet, television, trivia, video games, video games: nintendo
toys ‘R’ us: now with the noid!
| written by geoffrey on 08/06/08 | 7 comments |
heh. so to celebrate the opening of a toys ‘R’ us, which in a kid’s eyes should be a joyous occassion, one of your main guests of honor is an annoying asshole who ruins your pizza? what a great party this is gonna be.
filed under commercials, food, kid culture, toys
belchman invades your previously peaceful thanksgiving
| written by eric on 08/04/08 | leave a comment |
superman, batman, and even wacko “belchman” warner will be facing off on turkey day. kryptonite at my thanksgiving dinner?
LAME!
filed under comics, features, food, kid culture, saturday morning cartoons, television, tv kids shows: 90s
asterios is the 80’s saxophone player who loves cookies
| written by geoffrey on 06/03/08 | leave a comment |
overtime’s own asterios, saxophone in hand, proceeded to jam out at the io west theater about — what else? — nabisco cookies. this video is delish.
filed under food, music: 80s, overtime related, sketch comedy
slim jims and randy savage pile drive intellectualism
| written by geoffrey on 05/01/08 | 3 comments |
there’s nothing more boring than stage plays and reading. thank god randy “macho man” savage, with the power of slim jims, destroyed a theater and a library in the pursuit of keeping kids entertained. when you snap into a slim jim, you’re essentially snapping the neck of william shakespeare. ooh, yeah!
library or li-boring? snap into a slim jim!
romeo and julie-blech! snap into a slim jim!
filed under commercials, food, wrestling