asterios kokkinos
geoffrey golden
rob asaro
adam daroff
eric larnick
jenni powell
rob morrisonsorry asians, you aren’t the world
| written by eric on 08/20/08 | 1 comment |
these japanese people do a pretty great job of impersonating all the really big names from “we are the world,” but come on rice eaters, are your big ol’ brains so busy doing math that you can’t figure out the real charm of this 80’s classic are all the random non-singers thrown into the mix?
where’s oriental dan aykroyd, guys? until I see a slant eyed ghostbuster, I’m declaring this video a bigger disaster since the last time one of you drove on the freeway! ~high five me!~
filed under TGIF, anime, crossovers, features, foreign imports, internet, ironywatch, kid culture, music, music: 80s, nintendo revisited, novelty, on the side, saturday morning cartoons, strange internet, uncategorized
red rover, red rover, send… ALL 10 RED POWER RANGERS ON OVER?!
| written by eric on 08/18/08 | 4 comments |
i don’t want to sound racist…
but they all look alike.
filed under anime, crossovers, disney, features, foreign imports, kid culture, saturday morning cartoons, sci-fi, television, toys, tv kids shows: 90s
nintendo cereal: a video game you can eat?!
| written by eric on 08/12/08 | 3 comments |
if you were popular in the 80’s then two things would inevitably
happen. 1.) you’d become a breakfast cereal. 2.) you’d become a
nintendo game. given those two facts. was there any ever doubt that
this would happen…
the nintendo cereal system wasn’t just a meal — it was a full fledged
video game playing break-stravaganza-fast, magic-licously combining
the awesomeness of sugar-based cereal and the awesomeness of nintendo.
with the nintendo cereal system you were playing your breakfast and
eating your nintendo!
i just hope the marshmallows aren’t in another fucking castle.
filed under commercials, crossovers, features, food, foreign imports, internet, kid culture, nintendo revisited, novelty, on the side, saturday morning cartoons, strange internet, television, trivia, video games, video games: nintendo
TGIF - urkel vs. carlton?!
| written by eric on 08/08/08 | 6 comments |
gonna have some fun, show you how it’s done - TGIF!
who would win in a dance-off between carlton banks and steve urkel?
“the real winner is the fans, of course” <—wrong! wrong! wrong!
the competition would tear the nation apart!
if you thought biggie vs. tupac was bad, this would be the final nail in the coffin.
full. fledged. race. war.
filed under TGIF, crossovers, internet, novelty, television, tv comedy: 90s
star wars: the phantom rush hour
| written by eric on 08/05/08 | leave a comment |
now this is a star wars i can get behind!
midi-chlorians?! padme?! darth sidious!?
obi-wan, i do not understand the words that are coming out of your mouth!
filed under crossovers, features, internet, ironywatch, kid culture, movies, movies: 80s, movies: 90's, novelty, sci-fi, trivia
TGIF - the crossover paradox
| written by geoffrey on 08/01/08 | leave a comment |
(jump ahead to :31 for the good stuff. the intro sucks balls!)
gonna have some fun, show you how it’s done - TGIF!
here’s an illustrated, word for word reading of an actual wikipedia page (an old version), discussing the crossover between three TGIF shows — step by step, family matters and full house — and the resulting paradox it creates. get ready to have your mind blown out your ass!
filed under TGIF, crossovers, tv comedy: 90s