hail to the pretend chief: top 10 fictional presidents
| written by daroff on 07/21/08 | 1 comment |
we’ve all sat back and mused about our favorite fictional characters becoming president. what if jack bauer was president, wouldn’t he kick so much ass? or what if those meat heads from predator got into politics? these are characters from all walks of fiction that took on the office with strength of character or sheer strength of fist. this is fiction’s executive branch of awesome, the 10 most kickass presidents of all pretend time.
#10 - president jack ryan (debt of honor, executive orders, the bear and the dragon)
tom clancy made a career out of turning analyst jack ryan into the world’s biggest bad ass. somehow, having taken down the russians, the i.r.a., and the drug cartels, clancy had nothing left to do but make jack president. remember how bad ass harrison ford was in patriot games and clear and present danger or how much smarter than everyone else alec baldwin was in the hunt for red october. had it not been for the affleck connection, jack ryan could have been number 1.
#9 - president charles logan (24, season 5)
one of the most exciting moments i have ever had watching tv was in season 5 of 24 when it’s revealed that the president, this bumbly, mumbly lump of a man, was behind the terrorist attacks. he wasn’t your average supervillain, though. he didn’t have some master plan. it was like he was playing bad guy just like he was playing being president. that just made him even more bad ass.
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super trivia sunday! army of darkness
| written by daroff on 07/20/08 | 5 comments |
the magic words ash was to speak before picking up the necronomicon were actually taken from what classic film?
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filed under movies, movies: 90's, trivia
nintendocore battle of the bands: the finals
| written by daroff on 07/16/08 | 3 comments |
you have spoken and it’s time for the final round of the battle of the bands, nintendocore style. this time our bands will take on the musical stylings of super mario brothers.
in this corner, we have minibosses. their alternative rock stylings tear up the acid dream that is super mario 2. if you had any doubt as to their insane riffing, check it out in this guitar hero knock off.
and in this corner, we have powerglove. their epic metal take on the original super mario brothers theme kicks the crap out of your parents 8-bit track.
you decide: alt. rock or epic metal?
filed under music, music: 90's, video games, video games: nintendo
super trivia sunday! g.i. joe
| written by daroff on 07/13/08 | 7 comments |
here’s a memory challenge. the “knowing is half the battle” segment about learning to tread water to avoid drowning features which joe?
the first person to comment with the correct answers (limit one try per person) will get their name in the hall of fame on the side bar and get to lord it over everyone. don’t be discouraged if someone else answers first; there’s a good chance that person is wrong.
filed under features, kid culture, television, trivia, tv kids shows: 90s
sleepless in seattle: adorable movie starts annoying trend
| written by daroff on 07/09/08 | leave a comment |
having grown up with instant messaging, chat rooms, and texting, i can understand the importance of abbreviations and acronyms. when we speak in person, we think in terms of thought and sound, but when we type, we have to form words letter by letter. to explain to you that what you said is so funny that i’m rolling on the floor laughing, i’d waste so much time typing that you’d already be onto your next thought. in the world of communicating by text, abbreviations like rotfl, lol, lmao, omg, ftw, brb, btw, etc are necessary. but now people are saying them out loud! people, when someone is standing right in front of you, is it really so mentally taxing to say “be right back” or “oh my god”?
you may think this trend is a natural extension of the internet generation, and you’d be wrong. it dates back to sleepless in seattle . watch the video above. gaby hoffman’s adorable character made us all think we’d sound cooler by communicating in abbreviations that only we know, so as to make others feel stupid for not understanding. back then, people abbreviated, truncated words, basically did anything to make talking easier. let me say that again, make talking easier. what’s easier than talking? it’s a basic human function. omg, people, wtf?!
filed under internet, movies, movies: 90's
super trivia sunday! the grammys
| written by daroff on 07/06/08 | 5 comments |
who was the first artist to win “best new artist,” “best song,” “best record,” and “best album” all in the same year?
the first person to comment with the correct answers (limit one try per person) will get their name in the hall of fame on the side bar and get to lord it over everyone. don’t be discouraged if someone else answers first; there’s a good chance that person is wrong.
filed under music, music: 80s, trivia








