launching today is my new site trophybomb.com, where i’ll be writing awesome, funny things.  i’m posting 5 brand new essays just today, and more every day this week.  many of the topics i write about will feel familiar to overtime readers:

* carmen sandiego should have stolen my virginity

* the birthday dilemma: presents don’t make up for being a year closer to death

* the ninja turtles need my valuable skills

* the phrase “gaymerica” should be more popular

* hail will smith and our glorious willenium

read them, cherish them, and leave lots of comments. thank you and enjoy!