i have low expectations when watching awards shows, and there were good parts to last night’s emmys, like don rickles, steve martin and tina fey winning everything.  however, making those five reality fucknuts the hosts was excruciating. you know you’re in for an entertaining three hours when five jerkoffs talk for ten minutes about how they weren’t prepared and that this “isn’t a bit.”  hey retards, it’s a nationally watched television event, not a college radio show — prepare.

then jeff probst of survivor “fame” was like, ‘jimmy kimmel didn’t think the no script thing would work, but i’m glad we stuck with it.’  he also should have said, “dum dee doop dee durpa dump dee dump!”

i’m so glad reality is “part of the family” now.  when can we divorce ourselves from them and take half their stuff?