FAN FILM ATTACKED: jason goes shopping
written by john on 09/09/08

hey, jerks who made this fan film, would it have killed you… WOULD IT HAVE FUCKING KILLED YOU to have gotten even a little make-up for the back of jason’s head?

i mean cooooooooooome on!!!! everyone knows that jason isn’t just some dude in a hockey mask. he’s a super deforemd dude in a hockey mask. he’s not some lilly skinned, slipknot fan who just shaved his head for the latest grunge-core festival. seriously… a little liquid latex and some fake blood for the back of you freinds head would have cost you what…. 30 40 dollars at the most? you just couldn’t afford it after you blew your budget on getting to use the local safe way after dark? fuck you.

and you know what, it wouldn’t even be such a big deal but you make a joke about how hideously deformed jason is at the end of the video… but it’s not funny because we already see that HE’S NOT FUCKING DEFORMED AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!

by the way, the rest of this video sucks as well. overtime comedy says it’s time for you to “give it up”!


filed under horror, internet, movies: 80s, sketch comedy

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