toys ‘R’ us: now with the noid!
written by geoffrey on 08/06/08

heh.  so to celebrate the opening of a toys ‘R’ us, which in a kid’s eyes should be a joyous occassion, one of your main guests of honor is an annoying asshole who ruins your pizza? what a great party this is gonna be.

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7 comments

  1. HexenDarkside Aug 6

    Oh my God. That lucky jerk kid got to meet The Noid?! I wanna meet The Noid! I wish The Noid would appear at any grand opening around here. Also “You’ll never outgrow us” is a blatant lie proved by your Ironywatch article about Toys ‘R’ Us.

  2. unclemuscle Aug 6

    We can all agree The Noid is the worst creation from a giant, meglo-corporate, pizza organization ever.

  3. HexenDarkside Aug 6

    Am I the only person who likes The Noid?

  4. geoffrey Aug 6

    i have trouble empathizing with anyone whose goal in life is to ruin my pizza.

  5. Alex Aug 7

    What was the deal with “Yo! Noid?” Was the Noid temporarily good, or were the badguys just bigger turds?

  6. HexenDarkside Aug 7

    ‘Yo! Noid’ has a story that makes no sense, but at least the game was good.

  7. Albert Aug 8

    I don’t think I’d be especially excited to meet the Pink Panther, My Pet Monster, or Pound Puppy, either.

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