you might be thinking that nothing in this life could be cooler than having gary busey as a father. take a moment to consider that thought. go back and remember the most embarassing thing your father ever did. remember moments you were afraid your dad might do something that could end your social life forever. now imagine your father is gary busey. think about gary busey showing up to your little league games, drunk. and if he’s not drunk, he’s still bat shit crazy. imagine your dad making an ass out of himself on national television on such reality shows as celebrity fit club or i’m with busey . oh, and also you share more than a few chromosomes with him, so the chances of you also going bat shit crazy are pretty derned high.

poor guy.