super trivia sunday! bill and ted’s bogus journey
written by daroff on 08/31/08 3 comments


bill & ted box set available at target for $5.50

i’m back, bitches! here’s a stumper for you trivia fans. name all the games, in order, that bill and ted play against death to earn back their souls.

the first person to comment with the correct answers (limit one try per person) will get their name in the hall of fame on the side bar and get to lord it over everyone. don’t be discouraged if someone else answers first; there’s a good chance that person is wrong.

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filed under features, movies, movies: 90's, trivia, uncategorized

saturday morning cartoon: alvin and the chipmunks meet themselves from the 50s
written by geoffrey on 08/30/08 leave a comment


in the eighth and final season of the 80’s alvin and the chipmunks cartoon featured alvin and company doing spoofs of popular movies, cause what else are you gonna have the little assholes do? in their odd take on back to the future, the chipmunks meet their rougher drawn 50’s selves.


filed under saturday morning cartoons, tv kids shows: 80's

TGIF - balki the trapeze artist
written by geoffrey on 08/29/08 leave a comment


gonna have some fun, show you how it’s done - TGIF!

balki might be a perfect stranger when it comes to american customs, but bronson pinchot sure knows how to perform in an american circus.  oh yeah, he sure fucking does. fuck yeah.

anyway, here’s bronson taking to the trapeze in circus of the stars.


filed under TGIF, novelty, tv comedies: 80's

ironywatch: little mermaid - ariel’s beginning
written by geoffrey on 08/28/08 leave a comment


i’m always on the look out for new things to appreciate ironically. this is ironywatch.

it’s time to go back “under the sea” with ariel, flounder and sebastian, to find out how they all became friends.  if you’re anything like me, you watched the little mermaid as a kid and asked yourself, “how did ariel and flounder become friends?”  folks, you’re about to get all the answers you can handle.

so buckle your ass to your seat, try not to get your mind blown too hard, and enjoy this important prequel to the story of my favorite mermaid.  while you’re at it, you should probably dig further and learn more about the disney heroes with such gems as:

…and many more.  get them all before they go back into the disney dumpster vault.


filed under disney, ironywatch, movies

not-so-happy days
written by eric on 08/27/08 leave a comment


there are a lot of questions regarding the 10th season of happy days:

1.) who are all these girls?

2.) who is that little girl? does fonzie have a kid?

3.) is the guy from “married from children” supposed to be their friend? he looks way too smug.

… but the biggest question is…

4.) is fonzie holding a briefcase?! does that mean he has a … j-j-j-j-j-job?!?!
but–but–but jobs are for squares!


filed under television, tv comedies: 80's

scooby dooby doo doo doo
written by eric on 08/27/08 leave a comment


the background music at the beginning of the clip simply just repeats “scooby dooby doo”

that is a textbook example of lazy writing.


filed under kid culture, television, tv kids shows: 80's