on days when it’s too hot to leave the couch, sometimes i find myself watching bad movies from beginning to end for lack of the energy to do anything else. showgirls on vh1 is an experience i will never forget. they computer animated black bras onto all the topless girls they couldn’t cut around. without all the breasts to distract me, i focused on the plot. big mistake. the story was just a big rip-off of the classic all about eve . i always knew showgirls was bad, but i didn’t realize it was derivative. that’s just unforgiveable.