raul julia’s last film is also his first video game!

this game would be way more fun as an rpg. you’d play chun-li, reporter for the global news network (or whatever they called it). can you make your deadline while fending off sexual harassment from every male member of your staff? no, you can’t!

so in closing, yes, this game does exist. coming up next: you don’t mess with the zohan: the game: the movie: the cookbook! real recipies based on the movie adaptation of the hit game of the hit movie! try my favorite, you don’t mess with the applesauce!

(please don’t try you don’t mess with the applesauce.)