okay yeah i know, this wasn’t really a nintendo game. apparently, if you make a bible themed game, nintendo looks the other way when you kife their game slot. i’ve shoe horned this game into here because it’s the funniest damned thing i’ve ever played. from the ridiculous music that loops an 8-bit version of "father abraham had seven sons, seven sons had father abraham" to the awesome bible questions between levels, this puzzle game trumps all other ridiculous nintendo knock-offs.

need proof? watch the video closely and you’ll see that little moses shoots little w’s at people. you know what that w stands for? that’s the word of god, people. moses runs around the screen killing people with the word of the almighty. if moses was history’s greatest badass, then video game moses has to be history’s most badass video game character. i’m sorry people, the word of god trumps the mega blaster.