slim jims and randy savage pile drive intellectualism
written by geoffrey on 05/01/08

there’s nothing more boring than stage plays and reading. thank god randy “macho man” savage, with the power of slim jims, destroyed a theater and a library in the pursuit of keeping kids entertained. when you snap into a slim jim, you’re essentially snapping the neck of william shakespeare. ooh, yeah!

library or li-boring? snap into a slim jim!

romeo and julie-blech! snap into a slim jim!

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3 comments

  1. Alex May 1

    Ahh…commercials of the 80s and early 90s were special.

    If Macho Man Randy Savage and the Kool Aid man got in a fight, who do you think would win?

  2. HexenDarkside May 1

    My god the Macho Man is RAD!!!

    Between Randy Savage and the Kool-Aid Man… I dunno.
    They both can break in throught the wall, just the catch prahse would differ.

    Kool-Aid: OH YEAH!
    Randy Savage: MACHO MAN IS IN THE HOUSE!

    I agree that 80s and 90s commercials were 7 levels of awesome.

  3. geoffrey May 1

    my guess is macho man is more agile and less fragile than kool-aid man (is his body made of glass?) - then again, kool-aid man does *seem* to be able to break through brick walls. hmm…

    i’m gonna throw my hat in for randy, but i love them both, so it’d be a hard fight to watch.

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