here is macho man randy savage turning in a subtle, nuanced performance in a video promoting wrestlemania 7 in 1990. if i was the ultimate warrior, i’d be quite “loosey goosey” if i was going into the ring with the macho king. randy’s willing to act this hard for the camera, so imagine what he’ll do against ultimate warrior in the ring!

well, you don’t have to imagine anything. he totally lost.