think about it: dan quayle could have been president written by daroff on 04/30/08

the similarity is undeniable. i wonder if quayle moonlighted as robin.
these days, the joke topic du jour is how stupid george w. bush is. the joke is so easy that it’s become stale before he’s even out of office. i’ve heard j.f.k. sex jokes that seem more relevant. in the dynne of endless bush-ism jokes, we forget that within our lifetime a man half as smart as dubya was a well aimed gun shot away from being president. thank god in this election cycle all we have to contend with is inexperience, out-of-touch-edness, and a total lack of moral fiber.
but wait, no one has picked a vice president yet
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HexenDarkside Apr 30
I hate polotics. Really… Hilary, Obama, and McCain… I wouldent have hand picked any of them. Thats why I dont vote. Hell, Reagen was a good president, lets vote more actors into the presidential position. Might I recommend Steve Buscemi? Of a matter of fact you should run for president Daroff. I’d vote for you.
daroff Apr 30
thank you for the endorsement, man. i think i will, however, graciously bow out of any future presidential races. i’d be a horrible president. although, if i were president, i’d try to usher back in the age where it was acceptible for senators to hit each other with canes. ah, the good old days.
also, doesn’t quayle look freakishly like burt ward?