you can’t fuck with haggar, the mayor of metro city
written by daroff on 04/15/08

this song will get stuck in your head for days

i found this video as part of an article on cracked.com and i can’t stop watching it. i think i played final fight like twice when i was a kid because i could only find it at one obscure arcade i never went to. i do remember loving the shit out of it every time i played. i’m the kind of guy who buys generic naproxin instead of aleve, mountain lighting instead of mountain dew, america’s choice brand everything instead of edible food. to me, guy and cody are like poor man’s billy and jimmy lee, and in my own funny way, that’s how i prefer it.


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4 comments

  1. HexenDarkside Apr 15

    I always played Streets of Rage instead… but if I ever play Final Fight you know im gonna be the Mayor no one fucks with…

  2. geoffrey Apr 15

    uh, i’m gonna run for mayor with that as my campaign slogan: “geoffrey for mayor: no one fucks with him.”

  3. HexenDarkside Apr 15

    Id vote for you.

  4. geoffrey Apr 16

    sweet.

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