when we got our nintendo that fateful hanukkah’s eve, my parents, in their infinite wisdom, also got us wheel of fortune. i can only assume it’s because they thought we were stupid. basically, everything is wrong with this game, not just the subject matter. the game play is weird. the puzzles in the final round are too long and they don’t even give you r, s, t, l, n, and e. vanna white looks fat. and if you play against the computer, you have to bank on the nintendo being as dumb as real wheel of fortune contestants. luckily, they are, so you get to play a lot, but why?

because at the end of four short rounds, you get to win a prize you’ll never see in real life. fun fun fun!