your castle ate my queen written by jenni on 12/05/07
in the 80s, i was only allowed to play video games that were deemed educational. but i wanted to kill things like the other kids did in their games. so my parents and i made a compromise with…battle chess. this 1988 game by interplay combined the refinement of playing chess with the bloody destruction of the fact that the pieces fucking killed each other in the most horrible ways imaginable.
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