crystal pepsi: right then written by jenni on 11/26/07
what do van halen, naked babies, wrist-watches, and men diving through clouds all have in commen?
crystal pepsi, apparently.
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Jenni Powell Nov 26
Dear Spelling Police:
I spelled “common” wrong.
I will be waiting for you to come take me away to Spelling Prison (I have my own handcuffs).
Yours Truly,
Jenni Powell
Hollywood Phony Nov 28
Was it actually “natural” and “somewhat better for you?” And no caffeine? I thought it was exactly the same, just without the caramel coloring or whatever. Well, it’s too late now!