check out danny masterson from that 70s show

remember those stove top stuffing commercials that made it sound like stove top was the ultimate alternative to boring potatoes? maybe i’m wrong, but stove top stuffing is the alternative to other brands of stuffing. personally, i prefer pepperidge farms. fuck stove top. these commercials, though — they could have gone beyond potatoes.

“your mom’s serving stove top?! mine’s serving soy based curd side and beetle droppings.”