as a kid, i spent hours plotting my plan for what i would do if i ever got on double dare and made it to the obstacle course. that plan consisted solely of me planning to go head first down the twisty slide and into the ice cream sundae at the bottom. not because it would shave seconds off my time, but because i wanted to eat the ice cream. screw the toys ‘r us gift certificates, i just really, really like ice cream.