i used to have an odd fascination with the old 80s mtv game show remote control. i really, really, wanted to know where the contestents went when they were ousted from the show. was it really as horrific as they made it out to be? was it actually the gateway to narnia? the possibilities were endless!

of course, now i know the truth is far less mysterious and probably involved a greenroom that stunk of week-old beer and some half-ass craft service table.