i hate stephanie tanner
written by daroff on 10/24/07

boys liked her? wait what? how?!

jodie sweetin is okay in my book. it takes real balls to do crystal meth while married to a cop. the character that made her famous, though, just gets on my nerves.

i was up at 4am the other night, and there was nothing on tv but a full house marathon. unlike most marathons where they play the episodes in order, this marathon jumped around the time line. within 3 episodes, i got to see annoying little sister stephanie tanner, lonely and annoying middle child stephanie tanner, and dying to be cool in high school stephanie tanner. god, she never shuts up!

now if only somehow we could combine the real life of jodie sweetin with the full house story line. no heart-to-heart with sappy music can deal with a 13-year-old meth addict. does joey have a ca-razy voice that could make her seek help? how many danny hugs does it take to cure a meth addiction? would meth make kimmy gibbler even more annoying? how would stephanie respond to an intervention? well, i think i know the answer to the last one.

“how rude!”


filed under tv comedy: 90s

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2 comments

  1. fast_hugs Oct 24

    She did not blossom handsomely. That’s all I’m saying.

  2. geoffrey Oct 27

    How rude!

    No wait, there’s proof:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpdFkR73jkw

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