there have been many misguided celebrity comic book attempts over the years, from pamela anderson to the backstreet boys. however, one celebrity actually would make an awesome superhero, and that is scatman john. as far as i know, there has never been a hero with the ability to create sonic, mind-altering scat sounds. maybe his power forces villains to dance, or perhaps it simply makes their mind explode? you decide.

i’ll pay $10 for someone to write and illustrate an original scatman comic book, roughly the quality of an 80’s marvel comic. could be black and white or limited color, 10 pages minimum. link to the pdf in the comments section, and i’ll send you $10 via paypal for the original hand-drawn book.

email me if you need more details: scatman “at” bemofilms.com. ba-ba-ba-skiddly-bo-ba.