he said: dudes think the power rangers are fuckin’ sweet

she said: ladies think the power rangers are fuckin’ sweet

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daroff: i had a crush on the pink ranger, then next thing i know i’m watching the show like every day. then after she left the show, i kept watching
jenni: the pink ranger and the red ranger had a “thing”, didn’t they?
jenni: or was it red and blue? or pink and blue?
jenni: it’s funny that I can only identify them by their colors
daroff: pink and green. then green became evil, then he wasn’t, then he was white, then white loved pink, and pink loved white
jenni: ah…young love
daroff: young, colorful love
jenni: no love for the black ranger though
daroff: he had angela
jenni: WHAT? Someone with a NAME? how can this be?

daroff: she didn’t have a color
daroff: but she was black
jenni: colorless angela
daroff: man, for a show that had giant fighting robots, there was a lot of girly crap
daroff: dates, weddings, singing
jenni: that’s the brilliance of it, wrangle in the ladies with relationship crap
jenni: beat up the monsters for the dudes
daroff: so girls can get made fun of for watching a show about robots, but boys can get made fun of for watching a show with romance
jenni: but in the meantime, dudes are exposed to relationship stuff and ladies are shown they can also kick ass. I think that’s awesome
daroff: the power rangers were all about teaching lessons. like hey let’s learn about fitness, then fight a fitness monster
daroff: or let’s learn about bike safety, then fight a bike monster
daroff: thank god, they didn’t cover STD’s
daroff: do you think pink and green did it?
jenni: with all that adreneline pumpin’ after some hot monster fighting…hell yes they did
daroff: do you think they morphed before fucking? to have adrenaline fueled, super power sex?
daroff: then the dragon zord could give it to the pteradactyl
jenni: this is going to a weird place fast
daroff: then they could fight the STD monster
jenni: i practically dropped my laptop when i read that
jenni: that would have been a good episode. for both boys and girls!
daroff: everybody learns something, and we’re better people because of it
jenni: especially when we learn how to not spread the hiv from kids in colorful body suits
daroff: and they have to defeat the STD monster by wrapping it in a power condom
daroff: which blue built out of transistors he found in his garage
jenni: they should have done an episode on not drunk driving, where yellow gets in a horrible car wreck…
daroff: hahahaha
jenni: …or wait, that happened
daroff: i wasn’t going to talk about racism, but now that we’re here
jenni: (I’m going to hell)
daroff: what if a tolerance specialist came to angel grove, and saw that the black guy was black and the asian was yellow, then she turned into a tolerance monster
jenni: the tolerance monster shoots death rainbows! and when it is defeated, it decides to join the crew as the gay power ranger
daroff: the rainbow ranger?
jenni: brilliant!
daroff: i’m looking up what all the rangers are doing these days
jenni: the yellow ranger really did die. there is something to that urban legend
jenni: you saw the black ranger a while back, didn’t you?
daroff: yes I did. thank you for the trip down trauma lane.
daroff: her imdb bio reads “thuy trang will be missed by many”
daroff: and she was in your favorite movie “the crow: city of angels”
jenni: did the crow bring her back for that? because he wasted his time
daroff: amy jo johnson had some hot gymnastics sex in “without limits” the steve prefontain story
jenni: hope he didn’t give her the hiv
daroff: no, she broke his foot or something
daroff: she’s the only one who really had a career. like in that bullemia made for tv movie where she plays a gymnast with bullemia. holy crap, she was also on saved by the bell: the new class
jenni: as a gymnist? can somebody say “typecast?’
jenni: “look, I’m bendy! cast me as a gymnist!”
daroff: holy holy holy holy holy crap
daroff: the green ranger is in some straight to video thing called “fall guy: the john stewart story” and he plays john stewart
jenni: we must rent the fuck out of that
daroff: we could do a double feature, the bullemia movie and the john stewart movie
daroff: that way pink and green can be together again
jenni: i think it is our duty
daroff: holy crap, it’s on netflix!
jenni: i smell a he said/ she said series coming on “the power ranger files”
daroff: to be continued…
daroff: WE HAVE SPOKEN!
jenni: and now to wait patiently for netflix to send our new found treasures to us
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