this seth green nerf ad totally sucks… NOT! written by geoffrey on 07/20/07
you shouldn’t check out this 1992 ad for the nerf slingshot… NOT!
this ad is as lame as a mime… NOT!
they’re shooting those girls cause they don’t know how to communicate with women… NO– wait, that’s… true.
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Jenni Powell Jul 20
Oh Seth Green…don’t you know that long distance relationships never work out?
Ballard C. Boyd Jul 22
“Allow us to demonstrate proper usage, whilest you frolic.”
By all means, Seth Green. By all means.
HexenDarkside Sep 27
‘Consequently we can hit on them’ What an awesome line, lol
cody lambert Nov 5
Hey, wasn’t the other kid in some crappy shows in the 90’s? I do recall that he was the voice of the boy bear on Tail Spin. Man, I watched too much T.V. growing up.
Chris at TV on the Web Apr 9
Quite possibly the greatest commercial of all time–for a nerf product. Is there anything Seth Green hasn’t been in? Seriously.
Chris Apr 9
Did he really use the word “whilst” and “frolic” in a commercial? Amazing. I’d love to meet the frustrated writer who wrote that commercial–he’s got visions of grandeur. Has a great american novel in him but is reduced to writing dialogue for a nerf commersh.