asterios kokkinos
geoffrey golden
rob asaro
adam daroff
eric larnick
jenni powell
rob morrisonjohnny arcade is dying out there written by geoffrey on 07/18/07
i feel bad for this guy. imagine it’s 1991 and you’re struggling actor stivi paskoski. you just got your “big break” as the host of a kids game show called video power, which is essentially just a giant ad for the batman video game. you’re giving it all you’ve got as wacky host johnny arcade — wisecracks, jokes, impressions, you’re really laying it all out there for these kids. and how do they respond? dead silence. freaked out stares. general malaise. total game over, man.
you shouldn’t feel too bad for him, though, because he’s painfully, ridiculously unfunny.
filed under tv kids shows: 90s, video games: nintendo
related stories
 |
legends of the hidden temple: pussies need not apply |
|
the pog phase and other things i missed out on |
|
the simpsons arcade game: holy shit, this game sucks! |
asterios Jul 18
he uh…he shouldn’t be touching those kids so much.
geoffrey Jul 18
also, he shouldn’t be clearly giving the white kid preferential treatment.
eric Jul 19
why did he adjust the kids positioning at the podium? it wasn’t like they were standing in the wrong spot, he just moved them to be closer to him.
holy shit is this guy coked out of his mind. i love that he’s actively trying to upstage the kids for attention.