shitty TMNT toys: “sandstorm: the cool camel captain!”
written by asterios on 07/06/07

Accessories

Swami Slicin’ Sword
Magic Lamp Pistol
Bullet Proof Flying Carpet Shield

Weapons
Favorite Food
“Sand-witches”
Favorite Magic Words
“Open sez me - or I’ll slice ya!”

Description:

“This magic Mutant can go for days without water, but would only last a few minutes without a good fight. He’s Sandstorm and he’s ready for action. Loaded down with his wonderful weapons, like the swami slicin’ sword and magic lamp pistol, this crazy carvin’ camel is a cut above the rest. He’s a sewer sultan and desert dude who’s quick at the hip with lightnin’ fast twists and turns. No Foot fightin’ fools stand a chance.

And even if they get a shot in, Sandstorm is protected with his bullet proof flying carpet shield - also makes a dandy sun screen. And though Sandstorm may be a bodacious beast of burden, he loves to party with teens - Turtle teens that is! But after the party it’s back to Foot fightin’ and clan choppin’. Just one warning, though - don’t mention his two humps or he’ll give you lumps!”


filed under toys, tv kids shows: 80's

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