here is the last episode of the secret world of alex mack. unlike today’s kids shows, where keeping things from stupid adults is an accepted and rewarded practice, it turns out that this whole time, alex was being a fucking moron for not trusting her awesome parents. hahahahaha! lesson learned, idiot kids!

however, the last episode game ball goes to alex’s mom, who not only turns in a surprisingly tortured performance, but says the best line of the series:

“we must be the most oblivious parents on the face of the earth!”

i guess the retard apple never falls far from the retard tree.