jenni logged on at 2:20
daroff logged on at 2:20
daroff: okay, let’s watch the video
daroff: hit play
jenni: I have to drop some honesty on you right now
jenni: this is the first time I’ve heard this song sung by TMBG
daroff: there another version?
jenni: no…I’ve only heard it sung by my friend Jay at karaoke
daroff: oh jesus
daroff: you and your karaoke
jenni: he’s very good!
jenni: he made me like the song
daroff: but you’ve never actually heard the real version?
jenni: no. does that make me a bad person?
daroff: yes, yes it does. do you even know who tmbg are?
jenni: a band
daroff: yes, dear, a band

jenni: look, I’m trying to make up for my past mistakes!
jenni: give me a chance!
daroff: i don’t think you understand. this was the big song at my bar mitzvah. and do you have any idea how hard it was to get a DJ to play this song?
jenni: oh, now I’m a jerk cause I’m not jewish?
daroff: i didn’t want to say it, but now that you’ve brought it up, yes
daroff: and you’re a jerk for not being at my bar mitzvah
jenni: are we going to play this video or discuss my failings?
daroff: either way, i’ll enjoy myself
jenni: HIT PLAY SUCKA
jenni: and I didn’t know you when you became a man
jenni: so fuck off
daroff: well, can’t argue with that, i’m hitting play now
[video begins playing]
daroff: ooh floating head
jenni: is he underwater?
daroff: ooh, nerd dancing
jenni: he’s pretty cute
daroff: ugh
jenni: I’d bang him in the birdhouse
daroff: listen to the song
jenni: CUTE BOYS!
daroff: i wonder what he’s building
daroff: i want to do that nerd dance at a club
daroff: so many lights
jenni: one of these things is not like the others
jenni: AH!
jenni: SCARY TRUMPET!
daroff: holy crap, these horns are freaking me out!
jenni: my Dad plays the trumpet…I should get him a scary trumpet
daroff: he’s having too much fun with that dimmer switch
jenni: Jason and the Argonauts reference…nice
daroff: i want to have a dance party at a museum
daroff: this video has everything
daroff: dancing
daroff: light bulbs
jenni: balcony
jenni: what light in yonder window breaks!
daroff: it’s “through” jenni
jenni: he can be my juliet any day
daroff: through yonder window
daroff: GOD
jenni: CUTE BOYS!
daroff: has she spoken?
jenni: she sure has
daroff: has she?
jenni: YES GODDAMN IT
daroff: i’m gonna go drink and hate you
daroff: HE HAS SPOKEN!
jenni: I’m gonna go masturbate to a birdhouse now
jenni: and my soul will LOVE IT
daroff: i’m going to go kill countless screaming Argonauts, and you
jenni: let’s go to karaoke…you can get drunk there! and nerd dance
daroff: sounds like a plan
daroff: you’re not going to make us do journey too, are you
jenni: I’m going to call my friend Jay
jenni: WE HAVE SPOKEN
daroff logged off at 2:29
jenni logged off at 2:29
TO BE CONTINUED…