it’s pretty fucking impossible not to love jonny quest. weird crab/eyeball monsters from the intro, science-based adventures that reinforce family values, the forced equal opportunity casting (hadji) — there’s something for everyone.

so a jonny quest reboot should be awesome too, right? yeah, unless it looks more like reboot than jonny quest.

this is probably why tron 2.0 never got made: cause some retarded jonny quest aficionado imported footage from tron and smacked clips from the show on top of jeff bridges and his tank.

i’ll take eyeball monsters over some bogus virtual reality “questworld” any day. that being said, race bannon’s daughter is hot.

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