overtime saturday morning cartoons!
written by geoffrey on 06/30/07 leave a comment


NOT BARBIE!!  it’s saturday supercade time!!

dungeons and dragons - “the last illusion”

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filed under saturday morning cartoons, tv kids shows: 80's

if i had a time machine: “calfornia dreams” edition
written by jenni on 06/29/07 leave a comment


hmm…there’s something missing here…

if i had a time machine, i’d beat the creators of “california deams” for waiting until season 2 to add jake sommers to the cast. did they learn nothing from “happy days” and “grease?” black leather jackets and motorcycles are essential - especially when you have kelly packard around! thank god they at least came to their senses eventually.

that’s more like it!


filed under tv comedy: 90s

gary busey is definitely not crazy
written by morrison on 06/29/07 leave a comment



filed under movies: 80s, movies: 90's

it turns out alex mack is a stupid bitch!
written by geoffrey on 06/28/07 2 comments


here is the last episode of the secret world of alex mack. unlike today’s kids shows, where keeping things from stupid adults is an accepted and rewarded practice, it turns out that this whole time, alex was being a fucking moron for not trusting her awesome parents. hahahahaha! lesson learned, idiot kids!

however, the last episode game ball goes to alex’s mom, who not only turns in a surprisingly tortured performance, but says the best line of the series:

“we must be the most oblivious parents on the face of the earth!”

i guess the retard apple never falls far from the retard tree.


filed under nickelodeon, sci-fi, tv kids shows: 90s

life lessons from evil wrestlers #2
written by eric on 06/28/07 1 comment


Buddy Rogers

win if you can,

lose if you must,

but always…

cheat!

- “the nature boy” buddy rogers


filed under novelty, sports, wrestling

he said she said: birdhouse in your soul
written by jenni and daroff on 06/27/07 leave a comment


this go round, jenni (lady) and daroff (dude) are going to live blog to the music video of birdhouse in your soul. neither of them had seen it before, and they might be giantly blown away by it. they’ve provided the music video so you can watch and read along. have fun.

jenni logged on at 2:20
daroff logged on at 2:20

daroff: okay, let’s watch the video
daroff: hit play
jenni: I have to drop some honesty on you right now
jenni: this is the first time I’ve heard this song sung by TMBG
daroff: there another version?
jenni: no…I’ve only heard it sung by my friend Jay at karaoke
daroff: oh jesus
daroff: you and your karaoke
jenni: he’s very good!
jenni: he made me like the song
daroff: but you’ve never actually heard the real version?
jenni: no. does that make me a bad person?
daroff: yes, yes it does. do you even know who tmbg are?
jenni: a band
daroff: yes, dear, a band

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filed under music: 90's