there’s a new he-man movie in the works, which is (possibly) great news for he-man fans. maybe now they can finally wash away the memory of dolph lundgren’s masters of the universe movie. i mean, why does it take place on earth? why are there lasers? why does it look so much like star wars if it’s supposed to be he-man?!

don’t bother netflixing it. i’ve posted the final battle scene after the jump. save your valuable queue spot for the mario brothers movie. i kid, i kid.

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