no wonder the current generation of rappers are so in love with cash and subservient women — they were taught to love these things by the pbs show square one!

for those who don’t remember, the fat boys were a bunch of fat rappers, and square one was a math themed sketch show from the 80’s. in this music video, which is supposed to teach impressionable young children how big one billion is (answer: it’s very big), but all we see instead are these fat rap artists rolling around in piles of money, gorging themselves on seemingly limitless cheeseburgers, delivered to them by a whorey waitress (look at how she teases her hair… like a whore), who we can only assume is giving them unprotected oral sex.

for shame, pbs. the government should cut your funding, because we’ve had quite enough of these pornographic images you pollute our airwaves with. and for shame, rap music, for all the trouble you’ve caused in our scoiety. i won’t be purchasing any jay-z or will smith records until your leader, president missy elliot, travels back in time and erases this video from ever being reported.

also, while you’re back there, beat up my middle school bully, patrick. thanks, rap!