why the fuck is there so much reggie in this opening?

seriously, reggie’s an asshole. he’s the douche that’ll make a sign that says “free burgers”, then when jughead opens the door he gets water dumped on him. why the fuck are they leading with reggie when they could have easily led with betty or veronica?

here, let me do the two seconds of work it’d take to make this better: make betty “betsy ross”, have her sow a flag, and where you’d normally see the 13 stars she’s sowing a picture of archie. was that so fucking hard to figure out, cartoon from 30 years ago?with my plan, you get a character people like in your opening, and you get a nice gender mix. with the existing plan, you get a shitty character playing a drum like a fucktard. your choice, america of 30 years ago.

-asterios andonis kokkinos

p.s. for christ sakes, even mr. weatherbee would be a better choice than reggie. at least he’s got an interesting character design! put him in there as a redcoat or something, pair him up with veronica’s dad! for the love of god, someone put a little work into this!