so i’m a female in comedy. i met my boyfriend in improv class. i’m deathy afraid that something horrible done for the sake of comedy will happen at my wedding. i have nightmares about it. i change the channel when those commercials for that new ashton kutcher show where they pull pranks at weddings comes on for fear i will break out in hives.

this is a warning: do not make demons pop out of my wedding cake. do not have two girls dump the wedding cake on/near my dress. do not kidnap my finance and ritually torture him before the ceremony.

what will happen if this or anything in it’s remote realm happens on the happiest day of my life? ever seen that reality tv show bridezilla?

yeah, that bad.

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