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rob morrisonEMERGENCY POST: THERE IS SWEDISH CHEF CEREAL written by geoffrey on 03/27/07
our scientists have confirmed the validity of post’s croonchy stars cereal — and we’re all seriously freaking out. the ad was produced in 1988 and is amazing. MORE INFORMATION AS THE STORY DEVELOPS.
WAIT! BREAKING NEWS…
apparently alternate names were stöopid flakes and moopettes. there are images on muppet wiki. holy shit. WE WILL BE LIVE ON THE SCENE BRINGING YOU THE LATEST ON THIS DEVELOPING STORY.
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evan Mar 27
you guys call yourselves connoisseurs of 80’s and 90’s culture and you don’t have a massive stockpile of sweedish chef croonchy stars cereal? imagine a combination of cap’n crunch and cinnamon toast crunch and you have maybe 10% of the majesty of the sweedish chef’s cereal. it is the majesty of the fjords.
also, the non-nutritional side panel of the box had lots of fun alternate uses for the product, including buying hundreds of boxes (pretty point-blank marketing there, jim) and gluing them all over your body to become a croonchy stars robot. even at the formative age of 6, i thought there was something pretty macabre about the writing, and i bought up all the boxes i could, expecting that the cereal would be taken off the shelves after some poor idiot child died a gruesome, glue-related death.
as far as i can tell, this is exactly what happened.
Aiolos Nov 16
Nice!