the guy who made this video describing his job to his grandkids 50 years from now:

“back in my day, we didn’t have hovercrafts. we had to drive our suvs an hour or more in traffic…both ways! then we had to sit in cubicles for hours and hours with nothin’ but a usb missle-launcher to entertain us. so don’t you go beggin’ me for a light-saber sonny boy! i ain’t made o’ money!”