my bum is on various things
a new variation on tom green’s bum-bum song

my bum is on the pig
my bum is on the pig
i do a little jig
cause the pig is eating figs

my bum is in the sink
my bum is in the sink
it’s getting very pink
i hope it doesn’t stink!

my bum is very sad
my bum is very sad
i wish that it was glad
but my bum is feeling bad

my bum is now depressed
my bum is now depressed
it cannot joke or jest
and it’s shivering from stress

my bum is in the chair
my bum is in the chair
at group therapy it’s scared
and it’s pulling out its hair

my bum is on a drug
my bum is on a drug
getting counseling and hugs
drinking warm milk from a mug

my bum is on a high
my bum is on a high
god is in its life
yes, my bum is gonna cry

(Spoken)

in the church…

SHH!

my bum is praying.