i wish i was a gargoyle
written by daroff on 03/02/07

for you, fellow fans: gargoyles in german

right now, i think i may be closer than i have ever been to being a gargoyle. since about september, i’ve been working a night shift. this means i wake up stone faced at about sunset and get the most work done around midnight. i also have a general disdain for all humans, a deep connection to shakespeare characters, and an overwhelming desire to listen to the voices of actors who once played characters on star trek.

all i need now are kick ass glowing eyes, claws that can leave marks in solid concrete, and super sweet gliding wings. science, i leave the rest up to you. having not failed me yet, i know i can count on you to take me the rest of the way toward gargoyle-dom. i would even settle for that flying gargoyle armor.

confused? have no clue what i’m talking about? no problem. there is so much to cover and this posting is just the beginning. if you love gargoyles as much as i do, you’ve come to the right place.

ps– readers, if you have ever called a woman your “angel of the night,” you’re alright in my book.


filed under disney, tv kids shows: 90s

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